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Heinsenberg is driving his car down the street. A police car comes up behind him, signalling at him. He pulls over and the police officer approaches Heisenberg's car.
"Excuse me, sir, do you know how fast you were going?"
"No, but I know exactly where I am."
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karla wrote:taishici wrote:karla wrote:Generally saying the limit equals infinity is seen as the same as saying it does not exist. another great quote from an engineer. my calc prof is gonna love this one. I am fully aware that they are two different things. Just in my calculus courses that I have taken, if the limit was equal to infinity, and I had written "does not exist" I would've gotten the question right, based on how they marked it (I think). I obviously didn't word my statement right however. Does not exist includes infinity. But how can you distinguish between does not exist and does not exist because of infinity, negative infinity, or even discontinuities.
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How many U of T students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two...one to screw it in and one to crack under the pressure.
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lol not really an academic joke, but is true of knowledge digestion:
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
- Albert Einstein
Environmental Studies & Resource Management, Earth Science
University of Waterloo '11
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Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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so did i
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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      its not academic but i couldnt resist
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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I just thought of a cool stand-up comedy joke:
I was a really hot guy during high school. Many girls asked me out. The ones who I rejected, hated me for a really long time because they said I mentally scarred them by rejecting them. I said, sorry. But truly you should know that I'm mentally scarred too since I had to look at you in the face to say "no".
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Stick with your day job.
Meatball Engineering '12
能ある鷹は爪を隠す
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The mental patient's paradox:
Last month my doctor told me I have very short term memory.
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wow man you got some lame jokes... im sorry to have to say that
you might as well say he dyslexic agnostic insomniac stayed up all night wondering there really was a dog.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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"I just thought of a cure for memory loss!"
"What!?"
"...I forgot."
B.A. Trinity 1T3ish
AK17 should learn not to give out her password to strangers on the interwebz.
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A function says to another function, watch out for that gangsta he's going to derive you to nothing. Don't worry the function says, I'm e^x. The gangsta comes and says too bad I'm dq/dp.
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IF you search on the net, you can find an actual funny version of that joke.
Meatball Engineering '12
能ある鷹は爪を隠す
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thekrakenlord wrote:"I just thought of a cure for memory loss!"
"What!?"
"...I forgot." Search: "depiphany" on urbandictionary.com
Conditional Acceptance: UofA Bachelor of Science [nope]Honours Neurology[/nope] General; Biological Sciences Major, Drama!! Minor.
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Adu wrote:wow man you got some lame jokes... im sorry to have to say that
you might as well say he dyslexic agnostic insomniac stayed up all night wondering there really was a dog. BAHAHAHAHAHA that actually took me a few seconds to get. I was like, "dog, what?" that's actually a pretty good joke i'd say
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LaVitaeBella wrote:Adu wrote:wow man you got some lame jokes... im sorry to have to say that
you might as well say he dyslexic agnostic insomniac stayed up all night wondering there really was a dog. BAHAHAHAHAHA that actually took me a few seconds to get. I was like, "dog, what?" that's actually a pretty good joke i'd say AHAHA... I just got it too!
Conditional Acceptance: UofA Bachelor of Science [nope]Honours Neurology[/nope] General; Biological Sciences Major, Drama!! Minor.
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man you guys are slow....
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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i got it a few seconds after i read it. i just hadn't read the thread until today (or, rather, yesterday since it's past midnight now. in other news i wasted an entire day somehow just between this site and facebook. ugh.)
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