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Pinku
Posted: Saturday, May 24, 2008 12:17:23 PM

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HAHAHA oh wow these are great. XD What is this website you speak of, Redrose?

UWO 2012
taishici
Posted: Monday, May 26, 2008 10:58:32 PM

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Location: Guelph, ON
The "K" in Carleton stands for Quality.

UW Math/WLU Business Double Degree 2013
aai_nhl
Posted: Tuesday, May 27, 2008 3:56:36 AM
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taishici wrote:
The "K" in Carleton stands for Quality.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MAN THAT WAS SOOO FUNNY!!! HAHAHA!!

University of Waterloo - Mathematics/Chartered Accountancy '13

All you UWaterloo haters will go to hell. Say "Hi" to Katy Perry for me.
tmhlee
Posted: Tuesday, May 27, 2008 10:41:57 AM

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Queen's loves sheep.

not that I agree fully. colors

Fulcrum26
Posted: Tuesday, May 27, 2008 6:18:03 PM
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"Friends don't let friends go to York - my calc teacher


another one from the calc teacher

Q:how many York students does it take to screw in a light bulb
A: 2, one to get the bulb and one to call UofT and ask how

UTSG Life Sciences '12
bimmer35
Posted: Tuesday, May 27, 2008 8:07:42 PM
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Quote:
"Friends don't let friends go to York - my calc teacher


another one from the calc teacher

Q:how many York students does it take to screw in a light bulb
A: 2, one to get the bulb and one to call UofT and ask how


That's a weird thing for a calculus teacher to say... what if there were students in his class going to York? He must have demolished their self esteem.

Anyways, as for your first joke, I've heard the same for Brock as well. smile

UTSG Rotman Commerce (Victoria College) 2012
scarboro
Posted: Tuesday, May 27, 2008 8:41:07 PM
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Fulcrum26 wrote:
"Friends don't let friends go to York - my calc teacher


another one from the calc teacher

Q:how many York students does it take to screw in a light bulb
A: 2, one to get the bulb and one to call UofT and ask how

LOL.
I have a few of my own for York which were edited by the mods last time, lets see how long before its edited again:
Q: What's the difference between York and the morning after pill?
A: One comes after the other.

UTSG Life Sci is FTW, *join teh facebook group*



UTSG Life Science 12'
Ooosh
Posted: Tuesday, May 27, 2008 8:52:47 PM
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tmhlee wrote:
Queen's loves sheep.

not that I agree fully. colors


I don't really get this one, I admit.
Though Kingston is smaller-town... but, um... no sheep.

Uschi
Queen's '10

bimmer35
Posted: Tuesday, May 27, 2008 11:31:43 PM
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Quote:

I don't really get this one, I admit.
Though Kingston is smaller-town... but, um... no sheep.


Replace "loves" with a synonym that is a little bit harsher, and starts with 'F'.

UTSG Rotman Commerce (Victoria College) 2012
**Lil_Absinthey_Amarinthe**
Posted: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 12:02:24 AM

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bimmer35 wrote:
Quote:

I don't really get this one, I admit.
Though Kingston is smaller-town... but, um... no sheep.


Replace "loves" with a synonym that is a little bit harsher, and starts with 'F'.


Queen's does WHAT with sheep? How'd you come to that conclusion? Personal experience?

Pourquoi?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf94uiIbItg
NEM99
Posted: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 12:17:16 AM
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bimmer35 wrote:
Quote:

I don't really get this one, I admit.
Though Kingston is smaller-town... but, um... no sheep.


Replace "loves" with a synonym that is a little bit harsher, and starts with 'F'.


In my experience i've found that those two words are really not synonyms.

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bimmer35
Posted: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 3:43:35 PM
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Quote:
Queen's does WHAT with sheep? How'd you come to that conclusion? Personal experience?


No, that's just what the taunt is... due to Queens' Scottish heritage and location. Of course it's not true, it's an unproven racial schtick at the Scots.

Quote:
In my experience i've found that those two words are really not synonyms.


True.

UTSG Rotman Commerce (Victoria College) 2012
taishici
Posted: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 10:09:34 PM

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Location: Guelph, ON
My friends have been making fun of my choice of going to WLU recently.
When we were doing planes in 3D space, this guy, after asking a lot of questions about planes, said "so planes have basically 0 volume right?"
calc teacher:"thats right"
guys:"that's like Laurier!"

My calc teacher said "dont listen to them, WLU is the best university............*pause*..........on the east side of University Ave."


UW Math/WLU Business Double Degree 2013
Stringer
Posted: Wednesday, May 28, 2008 11:06:21 PM

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WLU = We Line Up.

You'll know why when you go.

-Stringer
undfned
Posted: Thursday, May 29, 2008 12:07:12 AM
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Location: Sudbury
If you can walk and talk go to Brock. If you can walk faster, then go to McMaster.
BizMarkie II
Posted: Sunday, July 20, 2008 4:52:19 PM

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hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhaha

York University ' 12 (Political Science)
TaintedKane
Posted: Monday, July 21, 2008 12:01:46 AM

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http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v72/86/108/1655280031/n1655280031_28969_3331.jpg

I find it really funny

YORK; Honors Arts - History Major/German minor? '12
bimmer35
Posted: Monday, July 21, 2008 3:06:54 AM
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Quote:
http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v72/86/108/1655280031/n1655280031_28969_3331.jpg

I find it really funny


It would be even funnier if it were more believable. Maybe replace U of T with York? smile

UTSG Rotman Commerce (Victoria College) 2012
seamoraine
Posted: Monday, July 21, 2008 7:40:56 AM

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Location: waterloo, ontario
Stringer wrote:
WLU = We Line Up.

You'll know why when you go.


Haha, jeez the school spirit at WLU > school spirit at UW.


Environmental Studies & Resource Management, Earth Science
University of Waterloo '11


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