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I've heard of a few. If you can walk and talk, you go to brock. if you can walk and talk faster, you go to mcmaster, etc. What are the taunts for other schools? (just out of boredom/curiousity)
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If you can eat with a fork, you can go to York.- That one is true 
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Redrose27 wrote:I've heard of a few. If you can walk and talk, you go to brock. if you can walk and talk faster, you go to mcmaster, etc. What are the taunts for other schools? (just out of boredom/curiousity) I think if you can do both those things at the same time, you might be overqualified for Brock but right up the alley for Ryerson.
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University of Waterloo = U of Woo
Wilfrid Laurier University = The high school down the street
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found these on a website:
"HOW MANY UNIVERSITY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
Q) How many Queen's students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) ONE, but it never really gets done. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Q) How many Ryerson students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Haha,..trick question - Ryerson isn't a real university!
Q) How many Lakehead students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None. Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity, remember?
Q) How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) TWO. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
Q) How many Algonquin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Only ONE. But he gets 6 credits for it.
Q) How many Laurentian students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None. Sudbury looks better in the dark.
Q) How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) FIVE. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuclear-lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.
Q) How many Western students does it to change a lightbulb?
A) FIVE. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect JCREW outfit to wear for the occasion.
Q) How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) TWO. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as any Queen's student.
Q) How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) TWO. One to change the bulb and one to complain about how, if they were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldn't go out.
Q) How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) ONE. But SHE can't do it on Friday night.
Q) How many Brock students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) SEVEN. One to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
Q) How many Guelph students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) SEVEN. One to screw it in and 6 to figure out how to power it on manure. (ouch!)
Q) How many Mt.Allison students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) FIVE. One to do it and 4 to be in the Macleans photo of it.
Q) How many UVic students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None. Llava lamps don't burn out man!
Q) How many UBC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) FOUR. One to do it and three to translate the instructions.
Q) How many Laurier students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) All of them. They make it a campus affair.
Q) How many University of Manitoba students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Ummmmm,...huh? There's a university in Manitoba?
Q) How many York University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) THREE. One to take directions from the science student, the science student and one to philosophise about life as a lightbulb.
Q) How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A) ONE. She <s>screws</s> everything why not a light bulb?
Ontario Universities:
Q. Why don't they have Christmas at Western?
A. They can't find a virgin and three wise men.
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys at McMaster?
A. With a restraining order.
Q. Why is it so windy in Kingston?
A. Because Queen's blows.
Q. What do you get when you drive quickly through the Laurier campus?
A. An undergraduate degree.
Q. What's the first thing a York girl does when she wakes up in the morning?
A. Walks home.
Q. How can you tell if a McMaster student is a heterosexual?
A. He can outrun his roommate!
Q. What does a U of T student call a Waterloo student after graduation?
A. Boss.
Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Guelph?
A. Because the sheep can hear the zippers a mile away.
Q. Did you hear that the library at Ryerson burned down?
A. Naturally, the students were very upset....some of the books weren't colored-in yet.
Q. Why do York graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
A. So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q. How do you get a Western grad off your front porch?
A. Pay him for the pizza.
Q. Who does the Waterloo Engineering Society fear the most?
A. Immigration.
A severe storm rumbled through Guelph last week and destroyed the
entire town: $10 worth of damage was reported."
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They were all extremely funny, (especially the McMaster, Laurier and York ones), but this one was not funny  Q. What does a U of T student call a Waterloo student after graduation? A. Boss.
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OMG you've got to read these,
I died when I read these:
20 WAYS TO CONFUSE YOUR ROOMMATE
1. Sit up. Say, "Time to make the doughnuts." Leave. Do this often.
2. Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door and look relieved.
3. Every night before you go to bed, beg your roommate for a glass of water. When he or she brings it to you, dump it on the floor and immediately go to sleep. If the roommate ever refuses to bring you a glass of water,lie on the bed and pretend to be dying of dehydration, making annoying gagging noises until your roommate obeys.
4. Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch at areas of the room that are sunny.
5. Pick up the phone every five minutes and say, "hello." Look confused and hang up.
6. Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw the chocolate away.
7. When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a different tune.
8. Address your roommate by a different name every time you talk to him or her.
9. Constantly drink from an empty glass.
10. Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue or gloves.
11. While unlocking your door with the key, complain that the engine won't start.
12. Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after you eat them.
13. Insist that your roommate recite the "Pledge of Allegiance" with you every morning.
14. Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation. 15. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty hamster cage,say,"I was curious."
16.Try to make meals using your roommate's electric blanket.
17. Aerate your underwear drawer. Claim that "they" are not getting enough oxygen.
18. Put black tape over the eyes of the people in your roommate pictures. Complain that they were staring at you.
19. Get a surfboard and put it on your bed. Stand on it, and pretend to surf for about fifteen minutes. Then, pretend to "wipe out" and fall off the bed onto the floor. Pretend you are drowning until your roommate comes over to "rescue you." Refer to them as "my hero" from then on.
20. Every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, wake him or her up and say, "Its time to go to bed now."
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one of my faves:
"Q. Who does the Waterloo Engineering Society fear the most?
A. Immigration."
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Redrose27 wrote: Q) How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) FIVE. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuclear-lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.
Q. Did you hear that the library at Ryerson burned down?
A. Naturally, the students were very upset....some of the books weren't colored-in yet. 
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Why do York graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
So they can park in handicap spaces.
Definitely my favourite.
Honours BMSc Specialization in Medical Science UWO '09
Bachelor of Pharmacy Alberta '13 ???
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scarboro wrote:They were all extremely funny, (especially the McMaster, Laurier and York ones), but this one was not funny Q. What does a U of T student call a Waterloo student after graduation? A. Boss. I found all of them entertaining. I realize you are attending U of T, but if you are seriously offended, don't be, it's just a joke. Don't take it too seriously.
Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success. If you love what you do in life, you will be a success!!
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scarboro wrote:If you can eat with a fork, you can go to York.- That one is true Actually I got accepted to U of T for life sciences (psych) and York psychology and if I stay in Toronto, I'm def. going with York.
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If you cant pay the rent than go to TRENT. 
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scarboro wrote:OMG you've got to read these,
I died when I read these:
20 WAYS TO CONFUSE YOUR ROOMMATE
1. Sit up. Say, "Time to make the doughnuts." Leave. Do this often.
2. Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door and look relieved.
3. Every night before you go to bed, beg your roommate for a glass of water. When he or she brings it to you, dump it on the floor and immediately go to sleep. If the roommate ever refuses to bring you a glass of water,lie on the bed and pretend to be dying of dehydration, making annoying gagging noises until your roommate obeys.
4. Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch at areas of the room that are sunny.
5. Pick up the phone every five minutes and say, "hello." Look confused and hang up.
6. Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw the chocolate away.
7. When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a different tune.
8. Address your roommate by a different name every time you talk to him or her.
9. Constantly drink from an empty glass.
10. Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue or gloves.
11. While unlocking your door with the key, complain that the engine won't start.
12. Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after you eat them.
13. Insist that your roommate recite the "Pledge of Allegiance" with you every morning.
14. Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation. 15. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make milkshakes every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the shake, look at the empty hamster cage,say,"I was curious."
16.Try to make meals using your roommate's electric blanket.
17. Aerate your underwear drawer. Claim that "they" are not getting enough oxygen.
18. Put black tape over the eyes of the people in your roommate pictures. Complain that they were staring at you.
19. Get a surfboard and put it on your bed. Stand on it, and pretend to surf for about fifteen minutes. Then, pretend to "wipe out" and fall off the bed onto the floor. Pretend you are drowning until your roommate comes over to "rescue you." Refer to them as "my hero" from then on.
20. Every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, wake him or her up and say, "Its time to go to bed now." I am not MR.BEAN
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I.Q. of a rock? Go to Brock 
UWO 2012 - Biological & Medical Science  UWO > Every other school
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My brother, a Waterloo student, is fondly called a "Waterlooser". He calls me a "Dork", for York.
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U of Torture.
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This was on one of the websites I looked on but paraphrasing it:
Three guys are in a washroom at the urinals, a UT student, a UW student, and a Brock student. The UT grad goes and washes his hands for like five minutes and grabs a handful of papertowels and carefully cleans every square cm of his hands saying, "at UT we were taught to be sanitary". The UW grad goes and washes his hands quickly and grabs one single paper towel and uses every inch of that saying, "at UW we were taught to be environmentally conscious". The Brock student finishes and goes to leave without washing his hands saying, "at Brock we were taught not to piss on our hands".
I lol'd
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Redrose27 wrote:This was on one of the websites I looked on but paraphrasing it:
Three guys are in a washroom at the urinals, a UT student, a UW student, and a Brock student. The UT grad goes and washes his hands for like five minutes and grabs a handful of papertowels and carefully cleans every square cm of his hands saying, "at UT we were taught to be sanitary". The UW grad goes and washes his hands quickly and grabs one single paper towel and uses every inch of that saying, "at UW we were taught to be environmentally conscious". The Brock student finishes and goes to leave without washing his hands saying, "at Brock we were taught not to piss on our hands".
I lol'd BAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm dying...
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If you can Pee, you can go to U of T (Missisauga).
BAH '08 (Queen's) MA'11 (Queen's)
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